"If it involves pants, I am not doing it today"

"There's a reason God gave us two ears and one mouth. Listening is more important than talking. But He gave us 10 fingers! God must really want us to poke things."

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fyeahalex:

كل سنة وانتم طيبين  (by eimannosho)

fyeahalex:

كل سنة وانتم طيبين  (by eimannosho)

hannhannham replied to your post: Happy *Insert day of choice* to you..

I miss the crap out of you where are you I need you in my life happy sunday in bed

Miss you too very muchly, Miss-super-busy-college-lady :P

Merry Christmas my beautiful Hammz <3

Happy *Insert day of choice* to you..

Whatever you celebrate, even if it’s simply a lazy Sunday morning in bed (which is the case for me). I love you guys, and wish you a super happy holiday :D

clinicduty replied to your post: This evening, I got to meet a long time hero of…

From one lady lady to another, ILU.

ILU the best of all, Le Heather :D

celestialnavigations replied to your post: This evening, I got to meet a long time hero of…

oh bb maybe he was just polite

He was super polite and very huggable (But I did compose myself and attempted no hugging)! But my friend is 3 years older than me and he called him son! And now said “friend” won’t stop calling me ma’am! Jerk!

tagged: Convo: Fetus.  

This evening, I got to meet a long time hero of mine, the man who dragged me into politics kicking and screaming, back in 2004. He shook my hand, patted my shoulder….. and then he called me ma’am :-|

chirravutever:

flaw·less/ˈflôlis/

Adjective:
  1. Without any blemishes or imperfections; perfect.
  2. Without any mistakes or shortcomings.
Synonyms:
faultless - perfect - immaculate - impeccable - Parks and Rec.
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Artist: The Gabe Dixon Band
Song: All Will Be Well
Album: The Gabe Dixon Band

heartwarm-ed replied to your quote: ADSGHJKLKHHFDSAASDGHJKKLLLHGDF

yessssssss oh my heart :””) this show makes me just so happy, i am so thankful for it………

I <3 You beautiful Asra. We are the luckiest people ever because we have Leslie Knope in our lives :D

tagged: Convo: Asra.  

(Source: queen-poehler)

tagged: LOL.