"If it involves pants, I am not doing it today"

"There's a reason God gave us two ears and one mouth. Listening is more important than talking. But He gave us 10 fingers! God must really want us to poke things."

This evening, I got to meet a long time hero of mine, the man who dragged me into politics kicking and screaming, back in 2004. He shook my hand, patted my shoulder….. and then he called me ma’am :-|