"If it involves pants, I am not doing it today"

"There's a reason God gave us two ears and one mouth. Listening is more important than talking. But He gave us 10 fingers! God must really want us to poke things."
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Artist: The Gabe Dixon Band
Song: All Will Be Well
Album: The Gabe Dixon Band
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Artist: Five For Fighting
Song: Superman
Album: America Town
“Bitch, I can eyeball an ounce from outer space with my glasses cracked.”

“Bitch, I can eyeball an ounce from outer space with my glasses cracked.”

“I loved you then and I love you now and I have loved you every second in between. I don’t care if you understand me. Understanding is vastly overrated but nobody ever gets enough safety.” — Stephen King “Lisey’s Story” From this Quote posted earlier @Quote-Book.  It just read Huddy to me <3

“I loved you then and I love you now and I have loved you every second in between. I don’t care if you understand me. Understanding is vastly overrated but nobody ever gets enough safety.”

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Stephen King “Lisey’s Story”

From this Quote posted earlier @Quote-Book.  It just read Huddy to me <3

Brian Williams + Elmo = &lt;3

Brian Williams + Elmo = <3

tagged: because i can  OGS  
&#8220;So there you go. Case closed. Pete and I are intercoursing each other&#8221;

“So there you go. Case closed. Pete and I are intercoursing each other”