"If it involves pants, I am not doing it today"

"There's a reason God gave us two ears and one mouth. Listening is more important than talking. But He gave us 10 fingers! God must really want us to poke things."

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flaw·less/ˈflôlis/

Adjective:
  1. Without any blemishes or imperfections; perfect.
  2. Without any mistakes or shortcomings.
Synonyms:
faultless - perfect - immaculate - impeccable - Parks and Rec.

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"I love talking about nothing, it’s the only thing I know anything about."

Oscar Wilde. (via quote-book)
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